7/21/2006

 
MOVE TO AUSTRALIA: Because wine is now cheaper than water.

Australian college students re-juice!

Great puns, brought to you by Hawkeye Republican...

Comments:
Thanks for the heads up Laura, it sounds grape!
 
Oh Tom, a pun-off made in Hawkeye Republican heaven!
 
Grape Cesaer's Ghost!

Can't we reach a concord on when the puns will end, yeast we become enemies?

Let us not throw grenache at one another, to spill the sweet burgandy of life coursing through our veins. Let us not traminer on each others rights. Instead, let us offer one to another an olive branchetto.

So join me in raising the white zinfandel flag, before more ripples cause us to behave like a mad dog.
 
"Oaky" Dokey Laura. I can't top Buster's comment, but I can "top up".
 
I was just sick.... sick for him; sick for Gatornation -- but still wanting Coach handbags
to take care of himself and his health -- I was so happy that he decided to take the leave of absence option; and then I was thinking since Tim is available.. maybe he could be an assistant Coach Wristlet
helping with the quarterbacks and offensive line.. can you imagine coming to Florida and having the best college player being your Coach Ergo
.. hanging out with you everyday -- I don't think we have to worry about the prospects still coming to Florida to play football; but to be honest.. Coach Gallery
getting his health 'fixed' is the most important.. want to have him around for many years.. even if he's not on the sideline.
 
Of course, I'm not a member of the football staff, and NCAA rules prohibit me from actually having a coordinator-level position with the team. I oversee strength and conditioning for all 18 Bearcat sports, and I work with Coach Outlet
and athletes from all of our programs. But I take a special leadership role in our football players' development. Under Coach Gallery
Kelly's direction, they see me right next to the offensive and defensive coordinators on our program's totem pole. I know who the team leaders are, and the players know that I communicate regularly with the Coach Hamptons
staff about their performance during our strength and conditioning sessions. I see who our hardest workers are, and my input to Coach Legacy
and his assistants is reflected in playing time decisions.
 
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