7/29/2006
MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD LIKES ELASTIC LOAVES: Everyone's favorite axle of evil took a little time off from plotting with Hezbollah to ensure more freedom of thought back home in Iran.
What a guy that Ahmadinejad is.
Apparently the word "pizza" isn't Persian enough, unlike "elastic loaf," which was totally floating around back in the time of the Achaemenid Empire.
He has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words like "chat," which will become "short talk" and a "cabin" will be renamed a "small room."
Because being Persian ain't just all about the carpets anymore.
What a guy that Ahmadinejad is.
Apparently the word "pizza" isn't Persian enough, unlike "elastic loaf," which was totally floating around back in the time of the Achaemenid Empire.
He has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words like "chat," which will become "short talk" and a "cabin" will be renamed a "small room."
Because being Persian ain't just all about the carpets anymore.
# posted by Laura W @ 7/29/2006 12:38:00 PM 
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And nuclear weapons will now be known as "fun sticks".
Speaking of sticks, what will they call Pokey Sticks?
Speaking of sticks, what will they call Pokey Sticks?
He should be pondering Persian translations for words for cruise missle strike, delta force assasination, etc...
This guy's intentions and impulses are far more dangerous than Hitler's, partially because of modern technology and partially because his ideas and methods are even more barbaric.
What would Churchill and Roosevelt have done?
This guy's intentions and impulses are far more dangerous than Hitler's, partially because of modern technology and partially because his ideas and methods are even more barbaric.
What would Churchill and Roosevelt have done?
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