Hawkeye Republican

EGADS, BONO WAS RIGHT: Apparently wearing sunglasses inside not only makes you look cool, but also is the best way to fly.

Why the best way, you ask? Shoot, click on the link and find out already. Too lazy for that, then deal with the explanation that researchers in Edinburgh say it is!

Unless of course the unfortunate nature of air travel comes a-knockin'.

Dr. Chris Idzikowski, director of The Edinburgh Sleep Centre, admits: "I have used this technique on a flight but you have to be aware of immigration officials as they can ask you to take them [sunglasses] off, which weakens the outcome."

Thanks for ruining my internal clock, immigration officials!