12/20/2005
			  REASON #325 WHY THE UNITED NATIONS IS WORTHLESS:  Despite having Angelina Jolie as an ambassador, the United Nations still juggles with tricky multiple cases of failure, and by multiple, I mean every mission undertaken (East Timor, Kosovo, Rwanda, Congo, etc).  Details.  
To finally address this pressing concern (diplomatic talk for failure), the UN has decided to start a commission to deal with these failures, aptly entitled Mohammad El Baradei and Bono Center for Screwing Things Up. Okay, well they may need to rework that a bit...
			  
			
 
  
To finally address this pressing concern (diplomatic talk for failure), the UN has decided to start a commission to deal with these failures, aptly entitled Mohammad El Baradei and Bono Center for Screwing Things Up. Okay, well they may need to rework that a bit...