Hawkeye Republican

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE?: Classes got you down? Tired of wasting your life away shuffling from meeting to meaningless meeting? All of your favorite shows keep getting canceled by the networks and dammit, you can't find a parking spot! One more ticket, University Parking authorities--I just dare you!!!

Well, congratulations. Get used to it. Welcome to life. It sucks. Then you die.

Unless, of course, you evade taxes in between, in which case life still sucks. However, your worthless spawn get to inherit the fruit of your labor, which will STILL be taxed mercilessly.

In summary, life sucks. Then you die, but at least you aren't Paul Martin.

I'm going to go study for some finals now.