Hawkeye Republican

FINALS WEEK KILLS PUPPIES: Okay, so that was a shameless attention grabber, but I'm pretty sure that a few accounting professors don't mind nibbling on a Pomeranian or two.

If you are one of the poor, unfortunate souls sludging through a week of hellish papers and even more diabolical scantron sheets, keep in mind that the caffeine crutch can turn deadly. In fact, find out what it may take to do you in.