Message in a Bottle
NOT JUST A JOHN MAYER SONG ANYMORE...The city of New Orleans--good times and hard-drinking. Yet even during the most horrific disaster ever known, the citizenry are still focused on what really counts. Sending urgent messages for supplies...in bottles?
"To whom it may concern: Please send with immediately, (one) ice-cold chest of Coors Light. I'm out at this time.
"Down to wine. Some shrimp and oysters would also be appreciated.
"Thank you," said the note, which was signed and gave an address.
America--because during a disaster we really, really, really need shrimp and Coors Light. I prefer Miller.