HURRICANES AND HOMELAND SECURITY: You heard it here first at the Hawkeye Republican--Hurricane Rita is a member of al-Qaeda. Whoa, calm down Michael Chertoff!

Before you get concerned about the meaning of a tangerine threat level, keep in mind that the government is very concered about our security. Here's how to plan for a catastophe.

Not that this video has anything to do with hurricanes. I have it on good authority that Hurricane Rita and Osama are tighter than Ted Kennedy's clenched teeth at the Roberts confirmation hearings.

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