Hawkeye Republican

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH?: Grumblings that Bono might abandon his native land of Ireland have been abound, due to discussions of ending tax breaks for the rich. Clearly, when determining tax policy, the Irish government must take Bono into account.

Then there are all of those nasty things perennially bald woman Sinead O'Connor has been saying about Bono and his massive love for Pope John Paul II.

Between everything going on in Africa and rocking out on tour, now Bono has to deal with this?!? Can't a future Nobel Prize winner/really cool rockstar get a break? Jeez!