Hawkeye Republican

3 REASONS WHY I HATE DC:
1. What other town would possibly put any credence into the half-drunken ramblings of Ted Kennedy?

2. Where else in the country--excluding New Jersey--does one wake up to the sweet intoxicating aroma of sewage?

3. Who designed the sidewalks? Seriously, did the architects think that gravel was good on heels, or did he just anticipate that women would never have to balance brick-to-brick or rock-to-rock on this hallowed ground? Anybody ever heard of concrete or asphalt?