Hawkeye Republican

CAT FIGHT: It seems that it isn't enough for our dear friend Bono to be the lead singer of the greatest band in the world. No, no, no, Bono has to destroy the hopes and dreams of the worst singer in the world.

That's right my friends--the man who championed Live 8; the man who single-handedly wooed the Prime Minister of Canada off of President Bush's schedule; the man who stripped the creepiness out of wearing sunglasses in the dark, will apparently not appear in a CD for Elton John's AIDS Foundation.

And old Elton is livid. New Year's Day indeed.