9/29/2004
DC BASEBALL: Here's an excerpt from a letter to my brother regarding the return of Major League Baseball to Washington, DC. The excerpt has been modified from its original form:
In other news, what do you think about the new DC baseball team? Are they going to supplant the Sox as your team? It’s so petty that some in the city, including Mayor Williams, oppose calling the team the Senators because DC isn’t doesn’t have senators since it’s a state. If DC is concerned with naming the team after something the city actually has, it could name the team after a gang. After all, DC has PLENTY of gangs. Perhaps it could be called the DC Luscious B----ches; that’s got a ring to it.
In other news, what do you think about the new DC baseball team? Are they going to supplant the Sox as your team? It’s so petty that some in the city, including Mayor Williams, oppose calling the team the Senators because DC isn’t doesn’t have senators since it’s a state. If DC is concerned with naming the team after something the city actually has, it could name the team after a gang. After all, DC has PLENTY of gangs. Perhaps it could be called the DC Luscious B----ches; that’s got a ring to it.